His ranting from U.S. soil against New Delhi smack of a new Pak-US alignment
By Sushil Kutty
AIMIM Chief Asaduddin Owaisi said the other day “Mere paas Brahmos hai”. It was meant for Pakistan’s “jihad general”, Field Marshal Asim Munir, United States’ President Donald Trump’s best general on the planet. Trump and Munir don’t go that far, their lifetime acquaintance limited to a bitcoin. Trump’s children, Donald Trump Jr., and Eric Trump, have lost their heads on cryptocurrency and have been assigned the task of restoring Trump’s lost billions with the generous help of Gen. Munir.
Gen. ‘Mullah Munir’ has another Trump-assigned role: Cut India down to size, the Indian army, Indian Air Force and the Indian Navy. Trump’s Pakistani general aide has already proven he will jump to Trump’s slightest sneeze and that with an alacrity born of ingrained servility to the US. Gen. Asim Munir’s madrasa education is a constant reminder.
Gen Munir, like all Pakistani army officers has nuke in the head, every next day drumming up courage with “we are a nuclear nation”, which happens to be President Trump’s favourite line from the Pakistani playbook.
President Trump says “spring” and Gen. Munir asks “How high?” Gen. Munir studied ‘English’ in the Pakistani madrasa! So, Trump has other plans for ‘Mullah Munir’, of nuking India to kingdom come with Pakistan’s “kilo-kilo ka atom bomb”.
Gen. Munir must be getting his orgasm dreaming of nuking India out of existence, his contempt for “grass-eating Hindus” he wears on his sleeve. Munir’s thoughts on Hindus are venomous and he is a veritable Britannica on Hindu theology with salt added to taste!
Gen. Asim Munir, apart from being President Trump’s love interest, is a ‘jihadi mullah’ and if President Trump is an open book, Gen. Asim Munir is an open and shut case. Trump wants the Nobel Peace Prize and Gen. Munir has endorsed Trump. The epitaph on Munir’s tombstone will read “Here lies Trump’s Nobel”.
Gen. Asim Munir is the first Pakistani Chief of Army Staff to get invited to the White House for a bellyful of jerky, fish & chips, fritters and Trump’s favourite McDonald’s hamburger. Who was the bigger hog at Trump’s luncheon for Gen. Munir is the best-kept American secret.
Pakistan’s Field Marshal has threatened to destroy India and Indian infrastructure built on the Indus water system. Gen. Munir says Pakistan has no dearth of missiles and India must cringe and ‘salut’. Gen. Munir is increasingly getting frustrated.
Gen. Munir has warned of a “nuclear war” and this from Trump-land. Gen. Munir believes he has raised the stakes for everybody involved, Pakistan, United States and India. This is apparent from Gen. Munir’s tone and tenor, Prime Minister Narendra Modi should be cowering in a hole like Saddam Huseein!
President Trump and Gen. Munir believe in WMDs3, the former because he has set his eyes on the Nobel Peace Prize a7nd the latter because of the destructive nature of the WMD. In another time and age, American Trump and Pakistani Munir would have been an “item”, a “ringer” for each other.
The “4-Day War” reduced Gen. Munir to the basement of a Pakistani airbase with Indian drones and missiles for company overhead. Gen. Munir emerged unscathed because God Almighty chose to spare him.
President Trump got wind of Gen. Munir at that precise time and Trump sued for peace! Gen. Munir and President Trump share the secret of who begged for a ceasefire? India says “what ceasefire?”, there was only an “understanding”.
The point is Munir and Trump hit it off. And Trump wants a Munir encore. Munir has been in the United States twice in two months. And he is meeting US generals. Must be on the orders of President Trump and Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth. Trump’s taste in army uniforms is known to every soldier.
Pakistan’s de facto ruler Gen. Asim Munir is so Trump-bold, he has openly threatened to “take down “half the world” if Pakistan faced an existential threat in a future war with India, without clarifying which “half of the world” it would be, the one with USA and UK in it or the one with Russia and China in it?
“We’re a nuclear nation. If we think we’re going down, we’ll take half the world with us”, Gen. Munir delivered the threat from American soil with President Trump at his listening post, the Oval Office? From all indications, Trump and Munir are bum-chums.
Should Trump and Munir’s twisted ties worry India? Prime Minister Narendra Modi should watch both these haywired men, 24/7. President Donald Trump is sheep in fox’s clothing and Gen. Asim Munir, the fox in sheep’s clothing, both of them sporting ‘indigo’ for colour.
Field Marshal Munir was in Tampa, Florida, speaking his twisted mind to Pakistani overseas luminaries, who were allowed in only after they left their mobile devices outside. With no smartphones, there is no proof Gen. Munir went bonkers and bananas inside.
No “reels”, no “audio”, no “threats”, no “madness”, no “crazy mullah going off his rocker”, nothing to prove that United States President Donald Trump confabulated with Pakistani nuts, mad fellows, who are terrorists at their worst and “jihadi mullahs” at their best.
Gen. Munir’s threat to “missile any dam” India dares to build on the Indus Water System is a direct challenge to India’s sanity. Whatever happened to Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s “act of war” boast, the new normal? Gen. Asim Munir’s tough talk is not contagious, will India do nothing, anything or something, return tit for tat?
What hurts is the realization that Prime Minister Narendra Modi is leading a nation of pale stale blood. Gen. Asim Munir identifies India/Bharat with ‘Hindu’. Now, there’s a water war, and Prime Minister Modi has put in abeyance the Indus Water Treaty. Gen Munir is shouting from Pakistan’s dam-top of what awaits India and “half of the world” if India attempts to strangle Pakistan’s parched throat.
What’s India doing; what’s Prime Minister Modi doing; does “abeyance” mean full-stop or is it only a hollow threat? Prime Minister Modi should clear the air on Indus waters. It is important to shut up Gen. Munir and halt President Trump from playing games.
Is Gen. Asim Munir even aware that if India replaces “abeyance” with “full-stop”, 250 million Pakistanis will “starve” with no water to wash clean backsides? Trump wouldn’t care less. Gen Munir and President Trump cannot be trusted with the nuclear button. One is a mad-hatter, the other is a crazy nut. “We will wait for India to build a dam and when it does, phir dus missile se faarigh kardenge. The Indus Water Treaty is not the Indians’ family property. Humein missilon ki kami nahin hai, Alhamdulillah (praise be to god),” Munir told his captive audience.
A crowd of 120 Florida Pakistanis attended the Tampa event. There was even an Israeli Defensive Force representative! Imagine, United States, Israel and Pakistan on the same platter, what’s cooking? Problem is President Donald Trump and Gen. Asim Munir are unknown quantities, if not unknown entities.
What were they up to at the Trump luncheon and what all they’re up to when cryptocurrency is the topic? Imagine, the world’s health is dependent on a coin! Gen. Asim Munir is comforting himself and the Pakistani diaspora, at home and abroad. In his twisted head, Pakistan won the “4-Day War”. “Indians should accept their losses… Sportsman spirit is a virtue,” the Pakistani strongman told the Tampa Pakistanis.
It’s Prime Minister Modi’s fault. Modi has the habit of cutting short when least expected. There is an entire list of Modi backing off, and away. Sadly, nothing can be done. The trio of Trump, Munir and Modi! For instance, what to make of Mullah Munir quoting from the Quran: “Ek tweet karwayatha with Surah Fil and the picture of Mukesh Ambani to show them what we will do the next time?”
The Surah Al-Fil, also known as ‘Elephant’, is the 105th chapter of the Quran, which describes how Allah sent birds to drop stones on the enemy’s battle elephants and reduced them to “chewed up straw”, Asim told Tampa. “We will start from India’s east, where they’ve located their most valuable resources, and then move westwards.” Question is does Mullah Munir, the “jihadi general”, know that India is identified with the elephant and India’s east is the home of India’s elephants?
Forget elephants, Gen. Munir compared India to a shining Mercedes and Pakistan to a knocked down dumpster truck (military?) and warned that the Mercedes would lose its shine when the paint-peeling dumpster truck rams into the Mercedes on a ramshackle Pakistani blacktop with potholes for speed-breakers! Does the wizening Donald Trump even know the Pakistani he’s got into bed with? FLOTUS Melania Trump is bound to have the last laugh! (IPA Service)
